The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
who the fuck uses email still
people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
Poor little guy looks like he’s saying
“You want me to leave? Okay…”
“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”
NO STAY, CHUBBY LIL SEAL
why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
no need to be a calcuhater
make it rain
I’ll come back for you I whisper as I caress the books I can’t afford.
Ryan and Colin throughout the years.
DO U WANT APLE?
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Riding an ostrich like a fucking Chocobo.
i am so jealous of this girl